cosmo sex tip #942

myotpisgay:

just as he’s about to climax whisper into his ear “hail hydra

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tastefullyoffensive:

[@loslos]

voldemo:

"your password is weak"

You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you

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thisisnotbruce:

eventuallyeverything:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail Horse Action Figure.

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cracked:

wired:

To celebrate the 25th anniversary of MST3K’s national debut, WIRED presents an oral history of the greatest talk-back show ever made. It all begins in the late ’60s in rural Wisconsin, where there was this guy named Joel, not too different from you or me …

MOREMystery Science Theater 3000: The Definitive Oral History of a TV Masterpiece

Just the best thing. And don’t miss this part:

Joel Hodgson: It was an idea I’d had tucked away in the back of my mind since high school: On Elton John’s Goodbye Yellow Brick Road album, there are illustrations in the liner notes. And for the song “I’ve Seen That Movie Too,” it’s got little silhouettes watching a movie. I remember going, “Someone should do a show like that. Run a movie and have these people in silhouettes say stuff.”

Abandoned house. Nova Scotia, Canada.

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sheerio-lego-house:

fireradiant:

thatsso-riddikulus:

that dog is more photogenic than most teenager girls like it makes me so happy but at the same time so anGRY WHY IS IT SO PRETTY

because its happy

The pure happiness is killing me
sheerio-lego-house:

fireradiant:

thatsso-riddikulus:

that dog is more photogenic than most teenager girls like it makes me so happy but at the same time so anGRY WHY IS IT SO PRETTY

because its happy

The pure happiness is killing me
sheerio-lego-house:

fireradiant:

thatsso-riddikulus:

that dog is more photogenic than most teenager girls like it makes me so happy but at the same time so anGRY WHY IS IT SO PRETTY

because its happy

The pure happiness is killing me
sheerio-lego-house:

fireradiant:

thatsso-riddikulus:

that dog is more photogenic than most teenager girls like it makes me so happy but at the same time so anGRY WHY IS IT SO PRETTY

because its happy

The pure happiness is killing me
sheerio-lego-house:

fireradiant:

thatsso-riddikulus:

that dog is more photogenic than most teenager girls like it makes me so happy but at the same time so anGRY WHY IS IT SO PRETTY

because its happy

The pure happiness is killing me
sheerio-lego-house:

fireradiant:

thatsso-riddikulus:

that dog is more photogenic than most teenager girls like it makes me so happy but at the same time so anGRY WHY IS IT SO PRETTY

because its happy

The pure happiness is killing me

sheerio-lego-house:

fireradiant:

thatsso-riddikulus:

that dog is more photogenic than most teenager girls like it makes me so happy but at the same time so anGRY WHY IS IT SO PRETTY

because its happy

The pure happiness is killing me

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allthecymballadies:

CMCM - Semi’s lot

God I miss this more then anything 

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